You are a Horse Person If.....

1. You walk around the house with a measuring stick or hairbrush, slapping yourself on the hip like a crop.

2. You begin to hyperventilate when your sweeping and find a stone on the floor.

3. A grocery bag begins to fall and you squeal and rush to stop it before somebody spooks.

4. You have actually thought about trying to get your dog on a lunge line just to see if it would work.

5. When you where little you really truly ate the grass in your back yard behind your mother's back and rear when a sibling comes to "catch" you.

6. You sit in bed at night practicing you posting skills.

7. Two years ago you pretended to have your own horse who galloped at lightning speed beside your car. Okay, her name was Chestnut and she was....duh....Chestnut.

8. You get yelled at for sitting at the computer and watching dressage, hunter jumper, cross country, and polo videos for house on end.

9. You get nervous before every virtual horse show in a computer game.

10. You talk to your most favorite horse in the world while you groom her.

11. You smile and sigh as soon as your in the saddle again every week even if last weeks lesson was crummy just because it feels good to be on top of a horse again.

12. You swear that horses necks where made for hugging and do it every time you get the chance.

These are a horsewoman's confessions. Mine, to be honest. :)

-Hanna